February 2012
Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Torso: CONTRACT!
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
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Wednesday weigh in :)
Got up and my heart couldn’t have been pounding any harder! I was so nervous cause of having my period and how much weight can fluctuate with it, but I got on anyway and it came up at 65.6 :) that’s 0.7kg since last Wednesday or 1.5 pounds which is perfect cause if I do that again this week, I’ll be 64.9 next week what the actual fuck this is actually happening, and then…...
Weigh in tomorroroooooooow
Hope my period doesn’t fuck it up
Really want to start yoga!
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I went shopping today :)
and i loved trying things on i had to pick up so many different sizes when i went into the changeroom cause i had NO IDEA what size i am these days haha, anyway i bought a size 8 skirt and this top thats a medium but only got medium cause there was no small and it was on sale and i loved it but a small would definitely have fit better :)
i then went into this other shop and fell IN LOVE with this...
